Are You A Real Woman?
thepeacockangel: Here are the qualities you must have before you can be a Real Woman™ You must: Identify as a woman. Not be a fictional character. If you are I’m not sure how you’re reading this.
That thing where you had the flu and you put on makeup and heels for the first time in a week and you finally feel like a functional (and beautiful) human again.
vile-insect: “WOBBLEDY WOBBLE WO- WO-, WOBBLE WOBBLIN’, ASS SO FAT ALL THESE BITCHES PUSSIES IS THROBBIN’. BAD BITCHEZ, I’M YO LEADAHHH. PHANTOM BY THE METAHH, SOMEBODY POINT ME TO THE BEST ASS EATAHHHH!” is exactly the reason why I connect so emotionally and strongly to Nicki Minaj lyrics.
Lately, every time I look through someone’s okcupid profile, I feel like I’m searching for any reason to *not* message them.
Nursing the flu on 420, stoner’s biggest disappointment :/